"Prez Sez: We've given it a lot of thought, and frankly our brave boys down in the workforce are too impenetrably masculine for health insurance. Keep on truckin'!"
"Prez Sez: More good news from the financial sector, my wealth has increased by 47% this quarter! In other news, some normal scheduled budget cuts coming to the public workforce."
"Prez Sez: Personally I think working on-site during a hurricane is just dandy, I do it all the time. What do you mean 'Do you work outside', this meeting is over."
"Prez Sez: We heard some loathsome commies were gunning for our rights yesterday, but the problem has been justly solved by yours truly. Please do not be alarmed if you see a cop covered in blood outside, it's just their molting season."